Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 3

THERE IS NO TESTING PHASE IN RAJNIKANT’S SDLC, ALL HIS CODE IS 100 % BUG FREE.

RAJNIKANTH CAN USE HIS BOTH EYES AS PROJECTOR SCREEN FOR 2 PROJECTORS OF THE CLASS…… J

RAJNIKANTH CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE

Rajnikanth can initialize objects of abstract class! Nothing abstract about that; if he wants it, he gets it!!!

RAJNIKANT CAN PRINT WITHOUT SETTING SERVER OUTPUT ON

Rajnikant can assign garbage value to global variables…!

RAJNIKANTH CAN REASSIGN VALUES TO FINAL VARIABLES….. :D

RAJNIKANT can copy even from the handson client....

Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;
As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
Mind it>>>>>>>>>

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 2

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE JAVA CODE IN DOTNET AND VICE VERSA AND MAKE IT RUN!!!!!

VISUAL STUDIO NEVER HANGS FOR RAJNIKANT, BECAUSE IF IT HANGS BILL GATES WILL BE HANGED

RAJNIKANT NEVER WRITES TRY CATCH BLOCK, THERE CAN NEVER BE AN ERROR IN HIS CODE.

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE 100% FOOLPROOF CODE.

RAJNIKANT NEVER FOLLOWS THE SYNTAX FOR ANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, HE DECIDES IT.

RAJNIKANT CAN MAKE DOTNET CODE RUN ON A UNIX MACHINE.

Rajnikanth & the DOG !

Rajinikanth's dogs house has sign on it saying:
"Beware of Owner"!!

Rajnikanth & the medal

Rajnikanth first takes Gold medal and then starts race.

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 1

There is no separate. server machine in Rajni’s project, his local machine is the project server.

Rajnikanth & numbers

Once rajnikant was murmuring some numbers now it is known as log table.

Rajnikanth went to Himalaya

A Child went to Kashmir & started playing , by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called “Himalayas” and that child is known as “Rajnikant”

Rajnikantha & wife !

Rajnikanth can make his wife accept her mistakes.

THE POWER OF RAJNIKANTH !

1. Only #rajnikanth knows how I met your mother.
2. News - Its official now... The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by#Rajnikanth
3. Rajnikanth bit a mosquito and gave him malaria.
4. Rajnikanth is making a movie called 'Twitter' and he's going to be playing all 140 characters.
5. "In 2020 Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth"
6. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures #Rajnikanth has allowed to live.
7. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.. That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
8. A girl lost her virginity & went crying to#rajnikanth...he got it back for her!!
9. Dead Sea's secret behind its name revealed. It tried to mess withRajnikanth
10. if the apple would have fallen on Rajnikanth, we would be living in a world without gravity
11. If a tiger had sex with a tornado & then their tiger-nado baby got married to an earthquake, their offspring would beRajnikanth
12. BREAKING NEWS: The world won't end in 2012; Rajnikanthjust bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!
13. Rajnikanthdoesnt need a debugger. He just stares at the bug till the code confesses.
14. Rajnikanth once had a fight with a VCR....now it plays DVDs
15. #Rajnikanth has already been to #Mars. Thats why there are no signs of life there.
16. #Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. When we r scared of something we say#Omg , But when #God is in fear he says Oh My #Rajnikanth
18. 'Harvard got its MBA from#Rajnikanth''
19. #Rajni comes to Big Boss house & says ''Rajnikanth chahate hain ki Big Boss confession room mein aaye!"
20. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Only rajnikanth knows who the fuck Alice is!
22. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
23. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
24. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
25. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
26. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
27. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
29. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
30. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
31. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
32. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
33. Rajnikant can answer a missed call.
34. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

#Cricket : Laxman Vs Rajni Vs Uday ???

Just admit it.The Aussies will never figure out Laxman just like Uday Chopra can't figure out why his films flop and Rajni's are superhits

#Rajnikanth style ?

The Rajnikanth way ::::::::

1. Rajnikanth counted to infinity - twice.
2. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth
down.
3. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
4. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
5. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
6. Rajnikant can divide by zero.

‎7. If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results.
8. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
9. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
10. Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
11. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
12. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

‎13. When Rajnikanth once looked in a mirror the mirror shatters, because the glass came in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
14.If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

15. Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

16. Rajnikanth studies at IIM, and made it beyond IIPM.
17. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
18. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
19. Rajnikant's e-mail id is gmail@rajanikanth.com

20. Rajnikanth reincarnated in the form of Mr.Arindum Chowdhury.

#Ayodhaya 1 : Ayodhya versus Rajnikanth

n postponing the Ayodhya verdict to the 29th, the Supreme Court has made a grave tactical blunder. Now, the much awaited verdict will have to compete with that great bugbear of all other media events, a Rajnikanth film release. And not just any Rajnikanth release, but Shankar's Robot, the most expensive Indian film ever made.

It deprives this landmark verdict of a deserved place in the spotlight, and its rightful share of public attention. Now, instead of keenly observing the details of the judgement, analysing its nuances, and randomly rioting like responsible citizens, most of the people of India are going to be happy to sit back and let Rajnikanth be the sole perpetrator of senseless violence (albeit of the on-screen variety) in the days following the verdict. It's unfair to religious loonies (the kind that tear down mosques or blow up cars) of all faiths everywhere.

Consider this :

In one corner, we have the unexciting prospect of three sedate, calm judges of the Allahabad High Court reading out a tedious document in obtuse legal language, which also has a high likelihood of containing archaic english words nobody understands. In the other corner, we have a cyborg Rajnikanth dual-wielding pistols. It's a no-contest.

Do the respected judges of the apex court seriously think that their event, while admittedly anticipated and potentially exciting, could hold public attention while, in cinemas all over the country, Rajnikanth is walking a pair of robotic mecha-lions with glowing eyes? At least if the judges still wore those crazy wigs, they'd stand some chance. Actually, maybe not. Rajnikanth has even more awesome wigs.

Additionally, possibly the only group of people in India who are more irrational, intolerant and devoted to their God than the more clinically insane among Hindu or Muslim fanatics are Rajnikanth worshippers. In fact, the superstar's adoring acolytes are so fearless, they aren't even afraid to anger the mighty Chuck Norris, brazenly lifting famous 'Chuck Norris Facts' and recycling them to represent their own main man (speaking of 'main man', I think Rajnikanth would be an awesome choice to play the intergalactic bounty-hunter Lobo in a screen adaptation. Is Hollywood listening ? ). It's an act of sheer reckless devotion, mainly fuelled by the unflinching belief that their own deity will protect them from the anger of false gods - in other words, Rajnikanth will pwn Chuck Norris' 7177y 455.

And while the majority of Hindus and Muslims are indeed quite sane and reasonable, the same cannot be said of most Rajnikanth fans - who are quick to

strike down non-believers with their fiery wrath

Even Mr.Norris, who would surely wade into a horde of Islamic terrorists or Hindu thugs with the gleeful abandon of a man with a brand new mosquito-killing tennis racquet chancing upon an unsuspecting swarm, would hesitate to tangle with this hard-as-nails bunch. "Hmmm. Better not.", he might say before beating a hasty retreat, exhibiting a streak of wisdom he never displayed while choosing scripts.Â

Which is why it's entirely unwise and rash of the Supreme Court to choose such an inappropriate date for what is possible one of the most important judgements in the history of the nation.

Here's a question for the honourable judges - what's cooler than Rajnikanth? Rajnikanth playing a freaking CYBORG! The only way a cyborg can be any more awesome is if it was played by Rajnikanth. The court should feel grateful that, at least, he isn't playing a cyborg ninja vampire. On a Harley-Davidson. But this is bad enough. At things stand, most people won't even realize that the case that brought down a government and has been raging on for 18 years has finally come to closure. And that's not right.

However, all is not lost. The court can try and salvage things by conducting a cool PR and media campaign to win back some valuable mindshare. Perhaps they could tie up with mobile carriers to create a 'guess the verdict' SMS contest. Or hire Deepika Padukone and that dude who dates Bipasha Basu to appear in ads that say something along the lines of "I'm looking forward to the Ayodhya Verdict. Are you?". Or hire a PR agency to plant lurid, scandalous (and completely untrue) stories in the Page 3 sections about rumoured link-ups between the judges, lawyers and litigants involved. Or set up a 'Fake Chief Justice' account on Twitter that would pro=ceed to tweet funny jokes about the Ayodhya verdict (and also, by force of habit, about the Commonwealth Games) . Or even arrange to broadcast the reading of the verdict in cinemas, in 3-D. Every little bit helps.

Or, best of all, why not get Rajnikanth himself to read out the verdict? That would be truly kickass. The superstar could read the judgement out aloud, and then fold and toss the document back into his pocket in some impossibly stylish way. That would totally work.

As a responsible citizen, I would hate it if the Ayodhya verdict went largely unnoticed by the masses, in the manner of the last few Akshay Kumar starrers, or the Airtel Champions League T20. It's an important event that deserves to be a part of public consciousness. By refusing to acknowledge the sheer awesomeness of Rajnikanth, the Supreme Court has done the whole issue a disservice.

After all that seriousness, I'd like to end with a joke. Anjaana Anjaani.

REF : Yahoo Columns http://tinyurl.com/234nc6f

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