2. News - Its official now... The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by#Rajnikanth
3. Rajnikanth bit a mosquito and gave him malaria.
4. Rajnikanth is making a movie called 'Twitter' and he's going to be playing all 140 characters.
5. "In 2020 Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth"
6. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures #Rajnikanth has allowed to live.
7. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.. That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
8. A girl lost her virginity & went crying to#rajnikanth...he got it back for her!!
9. Dead Sea's secret behind its name revealed. It tried to mess withRajnikanth
10. if the apple would have fallen on Rajnikanth, we would be living in a world without gravity
11. If a tiger had sex with a tornado & then their tiger-nado baby got married to an earthquake, their offspring would beRajnikanth
12. BREAKING NEWS: The world won't end in 2012; Rajnikanthjust bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!
13. Rajnikanthdoesnt need a debugger. He just stares at the bug till the code confesses.
14. Rajnikanth once had a fight with a VCR....now it plays DVDs
15. #Rajnikanth has already been to #Mars. Thats why there are no signs of life there.
16. #Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. When we r scared of something we say#Omg , But when #God is in fear he says Oh My #Rajnikanth
18. 'Harvard got its MBA from#Rajnikanth''
19. #Rajni comes to Big Boss house & says ''Rajnikanth chahate hain ki Big Boss confession room mein aaye!"
20. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Only rajnikanth knows who the fuck Alice is!
22. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
23. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
24. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
25. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
26. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
27. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
29. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
30. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
31. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
32. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
33. Rajnikant can answer a missed call.
34. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
