Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 4

When Rajnikanth clicks on Check Solution in DEVSquare then DEVSquare crashes…..No one can check Rajnikanth’s code

Rajinikanth can execute a program without writing it!!

Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....

Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!

Rajinikanth invented SQL!!

Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different package!!!….

Rajinikant can rollback after commit.

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There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is named “RAJNIKANT”
And dare compiler produce an error!

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 3

THERE IS NO TESTING PHASE IN RAJNIKANT’S SDLC, ALL HIS CODE IS 100 % BUG FREE.

RAJNIKANTH CAN USE HIS BOTH EYES AS PROJECTOR SCREEN FOR 2 PROJECTORS OF THE CLASS…… J

RAJNIKANTH CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE

Rajnikanth can initialize objects of abstract class! Nothing abstract about that; if he wants it, he gets it!!!

RAJNIKANT CAN PRINT WITHOUT SETTING SERVER OUTPUT ON

Rajnikant can assign garbage value to global variables…!

RAJNIKANTH CAN REASSIGN VALUES TO FINAL VARIABLES….. :D

RAJNIKANT can copy even from the handson client....

Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;
As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
Mind it>>>>>>>>>

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 2

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE JAVA CODE IN DOTNET AND VICE VERSA AND MAKE IT RUN!!!!!

VISUAL STUDIO NEVER HANGS FOR RAJNIKANT, BECAUSE IF IT HANGS BILL GATES WILL BE HANGED

RAJNIKANT NEVER WRITES TRY CATCH BLOCK, THERE CAN NEVER BE AN ERROR IN HIS CODE.

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE 100% FOOLPROOF CODE.

RAJNIKANT NEVER FOLLOWS THE SYNTAX FOR ANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, HE DECIDES IT.

RAJNIKANT CAN MAKE DOTNET CODE RUN ON A UNIX MACHINE.

Rajnikanth & the DOG !

Rajinikanth's dogs house has sign on it saying:
"Beware of Owner"!!

Rajnikanth & the medal

Rajnikanth first takes Gold medal and then starts race.

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 1

There is no separate. server machine in Rajni’s project, his local machine is the project server.

Rajnikanth & numbers

Once rajnikant was murmuring some numbers now it is known as log table.

Rajnikanth went to Himalaya

A Child went to Kashmir & started playing , by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called “Himalayas” and that child is known as “Rajnikant”