Wednesday, September 29, 2010
#office humour : Dont be a DOG !
A leader leads... A manager drives... And a Dog barks... So don't b a dog pls !
#Ayodhaya 2 : Ayodhya & Jadeja
Instead of a Mosque or a temple at Ayodhya,lets build a cricket stadium.That way we can all criticize Ravindra Jadeja when he plays there
#IIPM jokes : Stupidest blog ever - ARINDAM CHAUDHURI
Disclaimer :
All characters and events in this blog—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. The following blog is a disgrace to humanity and should be visited at your own risk or if you are drunk and totally wasted.
Funny Chaddi takes no responsibility if you feel queasy after reading the matter of this article or looking directly at the owner of this blog (Mr. Arindum Chaidhuri).
IF BJP PLAYS ITS CARDS WELL, KASHMIR COULD BE ITS BIG CHANCE TO STAGE A RETURN!
All characters and events in this blog—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. The following blog is a disgrace to humanity and should be visited at your own risk or if you are drunk and totally wasted.
Funny Chaddi takes no responsibility if you feel queasy after reading the matter of this article or looking directly at the owner of this blog (Mr. Arindum Chaidhuri).
IF BJP PLAYS ITS CARDS WELL, KASHMIR COULD BE ITS BIG CHANCE TO STAGE A RETURN!
More than a year ago, I wrote a cover story in this very magazine stating, WHY NOT AZAADI FOR KASHMIR? I argued why keeping unwilling Kashmiris as a part of India was a huge drain on resources as well as on India's moral authority. Moreover, unlike all other parts of India that may also demand independence tomorrow, Kashmir has a huge and long history attached; and worldwide, when such groups have historically staked a claim for their independence, democratic nations have obliged. My article had then triggered a tremendous response – ranging for praise to virulent abuse! I still stand by my point that it is pointless to force Kashmiris to remain with India at gunpoint. This only triggers ill feeling. I have many Kashmiris and Muslims studying in my institute and even working with me. And many are also linked up with me on my Facebook account. When I at times go to their profiles and check out the material that they post, it scares the wits out of me. They are mostly openly anti-India. They write stories of all that they have gone through. They post videos that will make anyone hate India. They themselves almost hate India! And they want azaadi for Kashmir.
Digressing a little . . .
Digressing a little . . .
#CWG Jokes 23 : stupidest man alive #IIPM : Arindam Chaudhury
Disclaimer :
All characters and events in this video—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. The following video is a disgrace to humanity and should be viewed at your own risk or if you are drunk and totally wasted.
Funny Chaddi takes no responsibility if you feel queasy after viewing the matter of this article or looking directly at the star of this video (Mr. Arindum Chaidhuri).
Just look at his expressions, his dicktion.
After watching this video even Funny Chaddi is all wet and Serious !!!
#Obama jokes 12 : Obama-Lincoln & 20 similarities !
Strange Lincoln - Obama Coincidences
1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama was elected in 2008, nearly 150 years later.
2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs.
3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy.
4) Each man's wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House.
5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind.
6) Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford.
7) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators.
8) Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had an IQ of 67.
9) Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya - before both moved to Illinois.
10) LincOln and Obama each had a single letter "O" in their last name.
11) Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a silly one.
12) JOHN W. BOOTH and BILL C. AYERS each has 10 letters.
13) A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health. Ted Kennedy told Obama to pass health care.
14) Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton.
15) Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a penny.
16) Lincoln was not a Muslim. Obama was not an admitted Muslim.
17) Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.
18) Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major depression.
Tip o'the hat to Gritty-Kitty
19) Lincoln and Obama were both the first President with a beard.
Tip o'the hat to Joe 6-pack
20) Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You're not allowed to say Barack Obama's middle name.
#Obama jokes 11 : recession, depression & recovery !
It’s a ‘recession’ when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a ‘depression’ when you lose yours; and it’s a ‘recovery’ when Barack Obama loses his.
#Obama jokes 10 : Obama wears turban ?
Q. Why does Obama wear a turban?
A. So he knows which end to wipe!
#Obama jokes 9 : Obama & the Govt. bonds !
Q. What's the difference between Barack Obama and a government bond?
A. The bond will eventually mature.
#Obama jokes 8 : Fast pizzas !
Under ObamaCare pizzas will get to your house faster than an ambulances.
#office humour : How to Hire ?
Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation
 If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks
 - PUT THEM IN THE ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
 - PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order
 - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other
 - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
If they are sleeping
- PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
 If they have broken the bricks into pieces
 - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
 If they are sitting idle
 - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window
 - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
If they have already left for the day
 - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
AND last but not least....
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved
-PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT
 If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks
 - PUT THEM IN THE ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
 - PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order
 - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other
 - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
If they are sleeping
- PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
 If they have broken the bricks into pieces
 - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
 If they are sitting idle
 - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window
 - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
If they have already left for the day
 - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
AND last but not least....
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved
-PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT
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