Rajnikanth & Shakira !

Rajnikanth can make shakira's hips lie.

Rajnikanth & Mathematics ?

Rajnikanth can divide by zero

Rajnikanth & Madame Tussad ?

Rajnikanth has a wax statue of Madame Tussad's at his house.

Rajnikanth & PISA !

Rajnikanth once stretched his arms and saved the leaning tower of pisa from falling.

Rajnikanth & 50Cents ?

Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, he is now called 50 cent.

Rajnikanth & FiatPadmini ?

Once #Rajnikanth was having sex in a Fiat Padmini, when one of his sperm escaped and got into the engine. Today dat Fiat is known as FERRARI.

Rajnikanth & Choli ?

#rajnikanth knows...................... "CHOLI KE PEECHE KYA HAI"

Rajnikanth & Computers !

RAJNIKANTH CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE.

Rajnikanth & Anaconda ?

Anaconda was shot in rajnikanth s underwear !!

Rajni & Mcdonald

Rajnikanth can make a happy meal cry !

Rajnikantha & wife !

Rajnikanth can make his wife accept her mistakes.