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Saturday, October 2, 2010

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#Rajnikanth style ?



The Rajnikanth way ::::::::
1. Rajnikanth counted to infinity - twice.
2. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth
down.
3. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
4. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
5. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
6. Rajnikant can divide by zero.
‎7. If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results.
8. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
9. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
10. Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
11. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
12. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
‎13. When Rajnikanth once looked in a mirror the mirror shatters, because the glass came in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
14.
If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
15. Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
16. Rajnikanth studies at IIM, and made it beyond IIPM.
17. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
18. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
19. Rajnikant's e-mail id is gmail@rajanikanth.com
20. Rajnikanth reincarnated in the form of Mr.Arindum Chowdhury.