#Rajnikanth style ?

The Rajnikanth way ::::::::

1. Rajnikanth counted to infinity - twice.
2. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth
down.
3. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
4. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
5. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
6. Rajnikant can divide by zero.

‎7. If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results.
8. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
9. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
10. Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
11. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
12. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

‎13. When Rajnikanth once looked in a mirror the mirror shatters, because the glass came in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
14.If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

15. Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

16. Rajnikanth studies at IIM, and made it beyond IIPM.
17. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
18. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
19. Rajnikant's e-mail id is gmail@rajanikanth.com

20. Rajnikanth reincarnated in the form of Mr.Arindum Chowdhury.

#IIPM jokes : Stupidest blog ever - ARINDAM CHAUDHURI

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All characters and events in this blog—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. The following blog is a disgrace to humanity and should be visited at your own risk or if you are drunk and totally wasted.
Funny Chaddi takes no responsibility if you feel queasy after reading the matter of this article or looking directly at the owner of this blog (Mr. Arindum Chaidhuri).

IF BJP PLAYS ITS CARDS WELL, KASHMIR COULD BE ITS BIG CHANCE TO STAGE A RETURN!

More than a year ago, I wrote a cover story in this very magazine stating, WHY NOT AZAADI FOR KASHMIR? I argued why keeping unwilling Kashmiris as a part of India was a huge drain on resources as well as on India's moral authority. Moreover, unlike all other parts of India that may also demand independence tomorrow, Kashmir has a huge and long history attached; and worldwide, when such groups have historically staked a claim for their independence, democratic nations have obliged. My article had then triggered a tremendous response – ranging for praise to virulent abuse! I still stand by my point that it is pointless to force Kashmiris to remain with India at gunpoint. This only triggers ill feeling. I have many Kashmiris and Muslims studying in my institute and even working with me. And many are also linked up with me on my Facebook account. When I at times go to their profiles and check out the material that they post, it scares the wits out of me. They are mostly openly anti-India. They write stories of all that they have gone through. They post videos that will make anyone hate India. They themselves almost hate India! And they want azaadi for Kashmir.

Digressing a little . . . 

Cont. at : http://arindamchaudhuri.blogspot.com/2010/09/if-bjp-plays-its-cards-well-kashmir.html

#CWG Jokes 23 : stupidest man alive #IIPM : Arindam Chaudhury

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All characters and events in this video—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. The following video is a disgrace to humanity and should be viewed at your own risk or if you are drunk and totally wasted.

Funny Chaddi takes no responsibility if you feel queasy after viewing the matter of this article or looking directly at the star of this video (Mr. Arindum Chaidhuri).

Just look at his expressions, his dicktion.
After watching this video even Funny Chaddi is all wet and Serious !!!