#office humour : Dont be a DOG !

A leader leads... A manager drives... And a Dog barks... So don't b a dog pls !

#office humour : How to Hire ?

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation


 If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks

 - PUT THEM IN THE ACCOUNTS DEPT.


If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks

 - PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.


If they are arranging the bricks in some other order

 - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.


If they are throwing the bricks at each other

 - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.


If they are sleeping

- PUT THEM IN SECURITY.


 If they have broken the bricks into pieces

 - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.


 If they are sitting idle

 - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.


If they have thrown the bricks out of the window

 - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.


If they have already left for the day

 - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.


AND last but not least....


If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved

-PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT

#office humour : Boss says !!!

When your BOSS says "get out", it means you've won the argument.

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#office humour : People !

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

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