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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 4

When Rajnikanth clicks on Check Solution in DEVSquare then DEVSquare crashes…..No one can check Rajnikanth’s code

Rajinikanth can execute a program without writing it!!

Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....

Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!

Rajinikanth invented SQL!!

Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different package!!!….

Rajinikant can rollback after commit.

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There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is named “RAJNIKANT”
And dare compiler produce an error!

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 2

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE JAVA CODE IN DOTNET AND VICE VERSA AND MAKE IT RUN!!!!!

VISUAL STUDIO NEVER HANGS FOR RAJNIKANT, BECAUSE IF IT HANGS BILL GATES WILL BE HANGED

RAJNIKANT NEVER WRITES TRY CATCH BLOCK, THERE CAN NEVER BE AN ERROR IN HIS CODE.

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE 100% FOOLPROOF CODE.

RAJNIKANT NEVER FOLLOWS THE SYNTAX FOR ANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, HE DECIDES IT.

RAJNIKANT CAN MAKE DOTNET CODE RUN ON A UNIX MACHINE.

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 1

There is no separate. server machine in Rajni’s project, his local machine is the project server.