Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 4

When Rajnikanth clicks on Check Solution in DEVSquare then DEVSquare crashes…..No one can check Rajnikanth’s code

Rajinikanth can execute a program without writing it!!

Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....

Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!

Rajinikanth invented SQL!!

Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different package!!!….

Rajinikant can rollback after commit.

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There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is named “RAJNIKANT”
And dare compiler produce an error!

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 3

THERE IS NO TESTING PHASE IN RAJNIKANT’S SDLC, ALL HIS CODE IS 100 % BUG FREE.

RAJNIKANTH CAN USE HIS BOTH EYES AS PROJECTOR SCREEN FOR 2 PROJECTORS OF THE CLASS…… J

RAJNIKANTH CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE

Rajnikanth can initialize objects of abstract class! Nothing abstract about that; if he wants it, he gets it!!!

RAJNIKANT CAN PRINT WITHOUT SETTING SERVER OUTPUT ON

Rajnikant can assign garbage value to global variables…!

RAJNIKANTH CAN REASSIGN VALUES TO FINAL VARIABLES….. :D

RAJNIKANT can copy even from the handson client....

Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;
As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
Mind it>>>>>>>>>

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 2

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE JAVA CODE IN DOTNET AND VICE VERSA AND MAKE IT RUN!!!!!

VISUAL STUDIO NEVER HANGS FOR RAJNIKANT, BECAUSE IF IT HANGS BILL GATES WILL BE HANGED

RAJNIKANT NEVER WRITES TRY CATCH BLOCK, THERE CAN NEVER BE AN ERROR IN HIS CODE.

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE 100% FOOLPROOF CODE.

RAJNIKANT NEVER FOLLOWS THE SYNTAX FOR ANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, HE DECIDES IT.

RAJNIKANT CAN MAKE DOTNET CODE RUN ON A UNIX MACHINE.

Rajnikanth & the DOG !

Rajinikanth's dogs house has sign on it saying:
"Beware of Owner"!!

Rajnikanth & the medal

Rajnikanth first takes Gold medal and then starts race.

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 1

There is no separate. server machine in Rajni’s project, his local machine is the project server.

Rajnikanth & numbers

Once rajnikant was murmuring some numbers now it is known as log table.

Rajnikanth went to Himalaya

A Child went to Kashmir & started playing , by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called “Himalayas” and that child is known as “Rajnikant”

Rajnikanth & Shakira !

Rajnikanth can make shakira's hips lie.

Rajnikanth & Mathematics ?

Rajnikanth can divide by zero

Rajnikanth & Madame Tussad ?

Rajnikanth has a wax statue of Madame Tussad's at his house.

Rajnikanth & PISA !

Rajnikanth once stretched his arms and saved the leaning tower of pisa from falling.

Rajnikanth & 50Cents ?

Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, he is now called 50 cent.

Rajnikanth & FiatPadmini ?

Once #Rajnikanth was having sex in a Fiat Padmini, when one of his sperm escaped and got into the engine. Today dat Fiat is known as FERRARI.

Rajnikanth & Choli ?

#rajnikanth knows...................... "CHOLI KE PEECHE KYA HAI"

Rajnikanth & Computers !

RAJNIKANTH CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE.

Rajnikanth & Anaconda ?

Anaconda was shot in rajnikanth s underwear !!

Rajni & Mcdonald

Rajnikanth can make a happy meal cry !

Rajnikantha & wife !

Rajnikanth can make his wife accept her mistakes.

THE POWER OF RAJNIKANTH !

1. Only #rajnikanth knows how I met your mother.
2. News - Its official now... The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by#Rajnikanth
3. Rajnikanth bit a mosquito and gave him malaria.
4. Rajnikanth is making a movie called 'Twitter' and he's going to be playing all 140 characters.
5. "In 2020 Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth"
6. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures #Rajnikanth has allowed to live.
7. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.. That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
8. A girl lost her virginity & went crying to#rajnikanth...he got it back for her!!
9. Dead Sea's secret behind its name revealed. It tried to mess withRajnikanth
10. if the apple would have fallen on Rajnikanth, we would be living in a world without gravity
11. If a tiger had sex with a tornado & then their tiger-nado baby got married to an earthquake, their offspring would beRajnikanth
12. BREAKING NEWS: The world won't end in 2012; Rajnikanthjust bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!
13. Rajnikanthdoesnt need a debugger. He just stares at the bug till the code confesses.
14. Rajnikanth once had a fight with a VCR....now it plays DVDs
15. #Rajnikanth has already been to #Mars. Thats why there are no signs of life there.
16. #Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. When we r scared of something we say#Omg , But when #God is in fear he says Oh My #Rajnikanth
18. 'Harvard got its MBA from#Rajnikanth''
19. #Rajni comes to Big Boss house & says ''Rajnikanth chahate hain ki Big Boss confession room mein aaye!"
20. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Only rajnikanth knows who the fuck Alice is!
22. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
23. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
24. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
25. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
26. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
27. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
29. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
30. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
31. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
32. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
33. Rajnikant can answer a missed call.
34. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

#CWG Jokes : Kalmadi is BACK !!! OCT 6th

Kalmadi foot in mouth: 'Diana was here!'

#Smoking Jokes : Smoker to his GF !

Sensible lines by a smoker to his GF: "If you don't wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy!"

#Cebu Pacific Airlines Dancing Flight attendants !

#Cricket : Laxman Vs Rajni Vs Uday ???

Just admit it.The Aussies will never figure out Laxman just like Uday Chopra can't figure out why his films flop and Rajni's are superhits

#Cricket : Ram Vs Laxman

Last week belonged to Ram. This week belongs to Laxman.

#Cricket : Aussies the invincible !

There used to be an invincible cricket team called Aussies; then came VVSLaxman.

#Cricket : Laxman Vs Australia ?

The day VVS LAXMAN retires from Test cricket, it will be a National holiday in Australia.

#Jokes : God gave us tears ?

God gave us tears to cry over cuts & stiches, not to cry over bastards & bitches.

#Lipdub - Cool video by Young director

#Rajnikanth style ?

The Rajnikanth way ::::::::

1. Rajnikanth counted to infinity - twice.
2. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth
down.
3. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
4. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
5. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
6. Rajnikant can divide by zero.

‎7. If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results.
8. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
9. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
10. Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
11. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
12. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

‎13. When Rajnikanth once looked in a mirror the mirror shatters, because the glass came in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
14.If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

15. Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

16. Rajnikanth studies at IIM, and made it beyond IIPM.
17. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
18. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
19. Rajnikant's e-mail id is gmail@rajanikanth.com

20. Rajnikanth reincarnated in the form of Mr.Arindum Chowdhury.

#Pathan riding a bike