A. She supports math instruction 110%.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Sarah Palin : Public education ?
Q. What is Sarah Palin's position on emphasizing the basics in public education?
A. She supports math instruction 110%.
A. She supports math instruction 110%.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 4
When Rajnikanth clicks on Check Solution in DEVSquare then DEVSquare crashes…..No one can check Rajnikanth’s code
Rajinikanth can execute a program without writing it!!
Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....
Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!
Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!
Rajinikanth invented SQL!!
Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different package!!!….
Rajinikant can rollback after commit.
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There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is named “RAJNIKANT”
And dare compiler produce an error!
Rajinikanth can execute a program without writing it!!
Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....
Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!
Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!
Rajinikanth invented SQL!!
Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different package!!!….
Rajinikant can rollback after commit.
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There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is named “RAJNIKANT”
And dare compiler produce an error!
Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 3
THERE IS NO TESTING PHASE IN RAJNIKANT’S SDLC, ALL HIS CODE IS 100 % BUG FREE.
RAJNIKANTH CAN USE HIS BOTH EYES AS PROJECTOR SCREEN FOR 2 PROJECTORS OF THE CLASS…… J
RAJNIKANTH CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE
Rajnikanth can initialize objects of abstract class! Nothing abstract about that; if he wants it, he gets it!!!
RAJNIKANT CAN PRINT WITHOUT SETTING SERVER OUTPUT ON
Rajnikant can assign garbage value to global variables…!
RAJNIKANTH CAN REASSIGN VALUES TO FINAL VARIABLES….. :D
RAJNIKANT can copy even from the handson client....
Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;
As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
Mind it>>>>>>>>>
RAJNIKANTH CAN USE HIS BOTH EYES AS PROJECTOR SCREEN FOR 2 PROJECTORS OF THE CLASS…… J
RAJNIKANTH CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE
Rajnikanth can initialize objects of abstract class! Nothing abstract about that; if he wants it, he gets it!!!
RAJNIKANT CAN PRINT WITHOUT SETTING SERVER OUTPUT ON
Rajnikant can assign garbage value to global variables…!
RAJNIKANTH CAN REASSIGN VALUES TO FINAL VARIABLES….. :D
RAJNIKANT can copy even from the handson client....
Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;
As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
Mind it>>>>>>>>>
Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 2
RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE JAVA CODE IN DOTNET AND VICE VERSA AND MAKE IT RUN!!!!!
VISUAL STUDIO NEVER HANGS FOR RAJNIKANT, BECAUSE IF IT HANGS BILL GATES WILL BE HANGED
RAJNIKANT NEVER WRITES TRY CATCH BLOCK, THERE CAN NEVER BE AN ERROR IN HIS CODE.
RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE 100% FOOLPROOF CODE.
RAJNIKANT NEVER FOLLOWS THE SYNTAX FOR ANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, HE DECIDES IT.
RAJNIKANT CAN MAKE DOTNET CODE RUN ON A UNIX MACHINE.
VISUAL STUDIO NEVER HANGS FOR RAJNIKANT, BECAUSE IF IT HANGS BILL GATES WILL BE HANGED
RAJNIKANT NEVER WRITES TRY CATCH BLOCK, THERE CAN NEVER BE AN ERROR IN HIS CODE.
RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE 100% FOOLPROOF CODE.
RAJNIKANT NEVER FOLLOWS THE SYNTAX FOR ANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, HE DECIDES IT.
RAJNIKANT CAN MAKE DOTNET CODE RUN ON A UNIX MACHINE.
Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 1
There is no separate. server machine in Rajni’s project, his local machine is the project server.
Rajnikanth went to Himalaya
A Child went to Kashmir & started playing , by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called “Himalayas” and that child is known as “Rajnikant”
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Rajnikanth & PISA !
Rajnikanth once stretched his arms and saved the leaning tower of pisa from falling.
Rajnikanth & 50Cents ?
Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, he is now called 50 cent.
Rajnikanth & FiatPadmini ?
Once #Rajnikanth was having sex in a Fiat Padmini, when one of his sperm escaped and got into the engine. Today dat Fiat is known as FERRARI.
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