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Monday, September 27, 2010

#CWG Jokes 4


Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety. 

Who says India use to be 'sone ki chidiya'! It's still 'sone ki chidiya' ask Kalmadi! 

Whats common between CWG committee and students??? 
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour..... 

With Pak Eng series more or less dusted the bookies will start betting on which roof will fall next at the CWG ... 

The problem began when they decided to call it CWG village. The definition of village does vary from person to person doesn't it? 

The chairman of the indian commonwealth games tried to hang himself but the ceiling collapsed... 

At the 100 mts race at CWG they might fix a board near start line - GO SLOW, MEN AT WORK! 

Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium? 
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

New full form of CWG: Corruption Wale Games.

The next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games.

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