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Monday, September 27, 2010

#CWG Jokes 11

Who is Suresh Kalmadi?
A fox went to Guinness Book of World Record to see if she is still the most cunning animal in the world or not? She came out and angrily shouted. Who the hell is Suresh Kalmadi?
Learn to earn bribe!
Cop 1: We have to learn English quickly.
Cop 2: Why?
Cop 1: How will we otherwise ask for bribe from these foreigners?
Aamir is CWG Ambassador
CM: We have selected Aamir Khan as the new brand ambassador for CWG.
Aamir Khan: All iz well, All iz well.
Medals for money
Man: Which medal do you want?
Athelete: But has the CWG started?
Man: No. They are selling medals to raise more money.
Ceiling Story
Sad and despondent at he negative coverage for the Commonwealth Games, Organising Committee chief Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself.... but the ceiling collapsed

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