If you think the Commonwealth Games have just brought grief, misery and embarrassment to the people of the country, you are wrong. The virtual world is flooded with CWG jokes, poems and graphics as the creative sharpen their satirical skills -- bringing on a cynical smile, if not provoking outright laughter.
Ref. MSN news : http://news.in.msn.com/national/article.aspx?cp-documentid=4423821
Monday, September 27, 2010
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new word kalamadization as in - my toilets are kalamadized. Need to clean them up A dog just kalamadized my bed.
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Lot of talk about pulling out of the #CWG. And the thing is, if Kalmadi's father had pulled out in time, none of this would have happened
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CWG Jokes ! Kalmadi Jokes! | The Furobiker
2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya
3) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.
4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.
5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!
8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!
9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega
10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!
12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI
13) next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
14) Photo for the last one..!
1) Oldest and the best one :
" BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed"
2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya
3) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.
4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.
5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!
8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!
9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega
10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!
12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI
13) next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
14) Photo for the last one..!
#CWG Jokes 5
- Congratulations #CWG Organisers. You were commissioned to build a Games Village and you're halfway there now. You've built a village.
#CWG Jokes 4
Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.
Who says India use to be 'sone ki chidiya'! It's still 'sone ki chidiya' ask Kalmadi!
Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
With Pak Eng series more or less dusted the bookies will start betting on which roof will fall next at the CWG ...
The problem began when they decided to call it CWG village. The definition of village does vary from person to person doesn't it?
The chairman of the indian commonwealth games tried to hang himself but the ceiling collapsed...
At the 100 mts race at CWG they might fix a board near start line - GO SLOW, MEN AT WORK!
Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
New full form of CWG: Corruption Wale Games.
The next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games.
#CWG Jokes 3
- And why blame the snake? Even the snake couldn't handle the dirt and was instead heading off to Kalmadi's home when it was spotted!!
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- And what's a snake in a country of one billion people? There are creatures much more dangerous in khadi jackets and cotton sarees!!
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- Luckily, the Africans only visited the Village and found a snake. If they had gone to our Parliament, they would have seen an entire zoo!!!
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